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Mar 15, 2009

Vivek - me too chaprasi, crybaby



Vivek, (or is it silly 'Viveik') are you trying to be a wannabe Shahrukh > Abhishek too? How many times do we tell you guys that the stubble sexy look doesn't suit everyone? Just because Jr. Bachchan carried it off with elan in Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna doesn't mean the rest of you dumbos should follow suit, or follow stubble.

But the real gossip isn't even Vivek's new unkempt look. At his birthday party recently, it seems crybaby was all upset because the DJ dared to play Aishwarya Rai's Kajra Re number. Baby boy got all upset and went and sat in a corner looking all downtrodden and upset. Grow up man. You were off your rockers if you thought an ambitious, high-achieving woman like Ash was ever gonna settle for you.

The juiciest part of the report read like this: "We do not know why Aishwarya finally opted of the relationship but we are sure that the Oberoi boy would have been much more gentlemanly than the overtly aggressive Salman Khan who enjoys his reputation of being a bad boy. Incidentally when Aishwarya was informed about the said incident, she just smiled like a diva and brushed it off."

Now look, there's one thing. I've met this great 'gentlemanly' Vivek Oberoi in person, and he's one of the biggest gasbags I've come across on planet earth. Don't care if he's changed now, but at least at that time, which incidentally was when he was seeing Ash, he was in the habit of talking nineteen to the dozen and thinking that every word that rattled out of his mouth is all truth and wisdom. So gentleman or not, one thing no woman can stand is a guy who talks much more than he farts. I'm no fan of Ash, but I'm sure she couldn't take Vivek's non-stop chattering and threw him out.

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